The Ziggurat Chemical Company

In The Event Of A
Zombie Attack
-The Movie!

The Ziggurat Chemical Company:
Bringing Old World Values to the Modern Age! Using
unconventional scientific methodology and research
can be the best and most efficient means to reach a
bright new future, but you don't need to worry about the
details, just Trust Science and your Friends at Ziggurat
Chemical to solve all your Zombie Problems!

While the proper authorities and other qualified experts are doing their part to keep the
peace in times of zombie related emergencies, the common citizen may enjoy the comfort of
better understanding the phenomena of a zombie outbreak. Taking a certified Zombie
Outbreak Preparedness Class, or becoming involved in a group like The People For The
Ethical Treatment of Zombies (PETZ) can be personally rewarding as well as making you a
valuable member of your local community!
Ziggurat Chemical provides grants to Neighborhood Zombie Watch and other zombie
educational programs as a gesture of goodwill and community service and in no way
constitutes admission of any prior knowledge, responsibility, or any liability in outbreaks of
undead activity and especially In The Event Of A Zombie Attack.

Be sure to learn more about your local
Zombie Preparedness Civic Groups, like these!

Educate and Prepare yourself
and your loved ones
In The Event
Of A Zombie Attack

YEAR OF THE ZOMBIE 2010
CALENDAR:
-A collection of timeless tips to
save the lives of you and your
loved ones In The Event Of A
Zombie Attack! Lavishly illustrated
in a spiffy retro-style showing the
finer points of Zombie Outbreak
Preparedness.
2010 Year Of The Zombie
Calendar
or the
"Special Horror Dates" Version